Remember how I pissed in my co-worker's juice bottle a couple of weeks ago? Well, she was drinking from that bottle today! I watched as she drank from it. Muah-ha-ha!!!

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I post on here about 5 times a day. THAT'S how much of an asshole, douchebag my boss is!

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So, I heard you were looking for me and wanted to see me in the conference room - the one where you were with a whole bunch of clients. Thankfully, I was in the shitter. When I came out of the bathroom, you were not in the conference room and told me what you wanted. You wanted to tell me about a mistake I made last week. REALLY???? So, you were going to "graciously" tell me in that room with all of those clients???? I am SO glad you did not because as much as you would have embarrassed me, I would have embarrassed your ass right back. Remember all that porn that was on your computer a few weeks back???? It would have been neato to see your clients' faces when I brought that up!

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You just gave me an application to complete for your son to go to law school. HE'S 25 FUCKING YEARS OLD! HE CAN'T COMPLETE THE APPLICATION HIMSELF???? I have to sit here and type it like a fucking asshole. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Am I writing the essay as well???? Am I going to go through orientation in the Fall??? Oh, and you want me to complete financial aid applications. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG! When I went to college, I completed the app and financial apps MYSELF! LIKE A GROWN ADULT! I feel like adding some "additional" information at the last minute so he doesn't get in!!! YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

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I finally gave my notice last week. I have no idea what i'm going to do, but really i couldn't care less at the moment. The only thing i can think about is how great it'll be to walk out of this place next week for the last time!

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Dear Boss: I think it's disgusting the way you and your 20 year old big tittied daughter act. You look like you have the hots for her when you talk to her. I bet you f^cking fantasize about her you douchebag!

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I pissed in my co-worker's juice bottle.

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Ok, so I got something said to me cause I came in 10 minutes late today. HOWEVER, your f^cking wife just walked in - it is 3:30 pm!!!! She came in to work!! She gave me a stack of sh!t to do from you. You are home! I am here.

So, I pretty much did nothing all day and now I have to start working at 3:30! You piece of f^cking sh!t!

Other family members of yours who work here come in at 9:15 am. Yet, I get reprimanded about being 10 minutes late!

YOU normally come in at 10:30 am every morning. Your junkie son who you let work for you calls out like every day and comes in at noon - eats lunch (paid for by the firm) - goes out for 17 smoke breaks and does about an hour of actual work. Yet, I get something said to me for coming in 10 minutes late this morning.

ARE YOU F^CKING KIDDING ME???

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Dear Project Manager,

Please listen to me. Quit asking me the same question I have answered 100 times.

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they offer to my partner a new position in the company, and they dont even consider me bitches

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