This place has a special blackhole that sucks up all the fun, good positive energy (aka management)!

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#%?$&@

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Thank you, poor indoor air quality, for making my work day just that much more miserable. Coughing, sneezing and sniffling for 8 hours a day isn't that fun. :/

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It's not appropriate to sit on TOP of the conference table like the office whore!

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Dear Management,

Thank you for changing certain policies around. You discussed how A and B will affect stuff. You clearly forgot about C and D issues. Oh I'm sorry! I forgot you don't give a shit about those actually doing the work! By the way, I'm submitting resumes left and right. Good luck training someone else these crazy tricks once I'm out of here!

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It's going to be a long day... Only 15 mins into the work day, my favorite coworker is out and my boss is in a very grumpy mood.

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Ya know, it takes some really amazing skills to insult me within 0.5 seconds of me saying hi to you.

Me: (Walking into your office.) Good morning.

You: Ohh, are you ok? Your eyes look puffy.

Me: (Insulted after being at work for a mere 3 minutes.) Yep, just tired. Sooooo, that thing I asked you for, can I have it?

You: Ooops, I forgot.

Me: (Resisting the urge to say something equally thoughtless and insulting on an early Friday morning.) K. Thanks. Bye.

In retrospect, I should have said I felt like shit and then went home.

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We have shared printers at work. Basically, anyone can send their documents to any printer. Naturally, you would send your print jobs to the printer closest to your desk, right? Not Mr. Creepo.

I am the lucky person who gets a printer at her desk. And even though there are at least two other printers closer to him, Mr. Creepo insists on sending his print jobs to my computer. He says he likes my toner quality. Yeah, that must be it.

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I really hate when give me a stack of papers stabled together, the stable didn't go thru all the way and pokes out of the backside. Thanks a lot! I should force you to pay for my tetanus shot. Tard!

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Ohhh you take your vacation and forgot to update me on changes to a process before you left. Because of that, then I guess it's not getting done even though I can figure it out on my own. It's not my fault you failed at your responsibilities!

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